Definitions by Parnell Street Bum

schwaa 

A knacker in Fingus trying to be cool

When a knacker goes up to another knacker, and to act like hard ass hey will scream "SCHWAA", like any animal in the wild trying to act scary, or fend off threats

schwaa by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

shwank by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008