Definitions by Parkerx31

Unclehistamines

A synonym of antihistamines.
Antihistamines = aunty histamines. Aunty's husband is the uncle, ergo unclehistamines.

Can also substitute uncle for any item that is "anti-x"
e.g. unclebiotics, unclebacterial wipes, Norton's unclevirus, unclefreeze.

"Eeee wew the pollen count is purely high, pass me some unclehistamines before my hayfever beales me!"

Unclehistamines by Parkerx31 January 2, 2022

Beale 

To reduce to the state of “having nothing left” - Having no useful function.

Inspired by Ian Beale's iconic scene from Eastenders.

*Gets killed in a video game* - “Eee wew I’ve just been purely bealed”

*Is drunk* - “I’m so bealed I can’t see properly”

"Hey Uncle Sleeve, how did your video gaming session go?", "It was great, we epically bealed the opponents and were therefore the victors"

Beale by Parkerx31 January 2, 2022