Uber the squirrel is a tough gangsta who messes
people up. You touch him, he cuts
yo' toes off. Don't cross him
mofo.
Stan: Dude I saw this one guy get pwnd by Uber.
Mike: Really thats- -Uber comes and slits his throat-
Stan: Sweet Jesus its Uber, run for your lives!
Uber: Bwahaha your next,
dyke!