Uber

Uber the squirrel is a tough gangsta who messes people up. You touch him, he cuts yo' toes off. Don't cross him mofo.

Stan: Dude I saw this one guy get pwnd by Uber.

Mike: Really thats- -Uber comes and slits his throat-

Stan: Sweet Jesus its Uber, run for your lives!

Uber: Bwahaha your next, dyke!