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Davis

A Davis is a person who lives a very sad & pathetic life but acts like he is really awesome & loves life. But most people can see through the act & are actually very worried Davis might hurt himself one day. A Davis spends most of his time bitching & eating hotdogs. Some people believe that is all a Davis does, but that is not true. A Davis also spends some time sleeping or masterbauting to pictures of hot dogs. A Davis also has a very unique ability to become an expert on video games after playing for just 1 day. A Davis has a "general knowledge of everything" & is not shy about throwing it in your face or telling you complete irrelevant information at random times, an extremely annoying habit. Daviss are generally very confused about their sexual orientation & will never admit to their desires, even though everyone else already knows the truth. A Davis will always think hes better than you because he goes to college, played Destiny for 2 years, & can google how to do everything in video games. If you try to help a Davis or simply point out a Daivss strange lifestyle, the Davis will become very defensive & go into an unstoppable binge of eating hotdogs & bitching. He also might go write in his diary about how everyone is always "making fun of him" & that hes not really like that. A Davis lives in deep deep denial.

Guy: Hey you wanna play a good game with us later?
Davis: I can't, i have to bitch & eat hotdogs. Besides, im already an expert on that game & that game sucks anyways.

Guy: o, ok. Enjoy your hotdogs dude.

Davis: Omg. I dont even eat hotdogs! Why does everyone make fun of me?
Davis:.... Did you know a rats teeth never stop growing? A rat is actually part of the rodent family.

Guy: ok Davis. Ok.

by Pandajunkie April 16, 2016