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klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
by Panda Brother July 18, 2011
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