Fuck you if you think we're all pale. Live in the Rogue Valley during the summer and tell us we don't get any sun. Most days are 100-110. Pale, my ass. But, uh, the hippiething is true. In Ashland, anyway.
Don't go outsidetoday, you'll get burned as soon as you step out. Turn up the A/C! We're in freakin' Oregon!