Definitions by Pale Rider

dingbattery 

The amalgamation and demonstration of nonsensical, forgetful, and impulsive behavior that manifests in the outward appearance of a dingbat. The individual typically offers some value in a relationship but deviates to atypical behavior and conversational norms.

Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.

These messages from Tina make no sense. I can't tell if it's dingbattery or skullduggery.

dingbattery by Pale Rider July 13, 2023

Hood on the Chicken 

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

Hood on the Chicken by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

Blore Wide by Pale Rider December 14, 2019