A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
by Pale Rider August 26, 2020
The amalgamation and demonstration of nonsensical, forgetful, and impulsive behavior that manifests in the outward appearance of a dingbat. The individual typically offers some value in a relationship but deviates to atypical behavior and conversational norms.
Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.
Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.
by Pale Rider July 13, 2023
The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.
by Pale Rider December 14, 2019