Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.
Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008
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Cunt-eyed Nigger

Yo, did you see that cunt-eyed nigger run past us in Chinatown?
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Powder Burn

Daaamn yo, did you just see that powder burn?! He blended in with the asphalt!
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