Definitions by Painful Shithead

Painful Shits 

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

Painful Shits by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

Cunt-eyed Nigger

Derogatory word for a chinese person.

Yo, did you see that cunt-eyed nigger run past us in Chinatown?

Cunt-eyed Nigger by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

Powder Burn 

Slang for a black person.

Daaamn yo, did you just see that powder burn?! He blended in with the asphalt!

Powder Burn by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008