Definitions by Paige Stringer

Somn-Onanist 

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

Somn-Onanist by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Ask My Raisin 

A saying to confuse, to get off the subject.

Girl:Who are you?
Guy:Ask my raisin!
Girl:WTF?
Guy:Hahah

Ask My Raisin by Paige Stringer April 11, 2008