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Definitions by Paddy the pedophile

Post jalfrezi stress disorder, where you eat something spicy that lingers for so long you throw up, trump the toilet, or shit yourself. This term is named so after i had a jalfrezi curry that burned for over an hour and made me throw up the devil’s fiery orgasm for 6 hours at 2 tuph (throw ups per hour)
Eggfery: i have signed an oath to not eat jalfrezi from spice waves in Sligo

Eggstein: fairs, that place gave me erectile dysfunction.

Eggfery: yeah, my balls are already swollen, the Pjsd is already kicking in bro.
Pjsd by Paddy the pedophile August 18, 2026

Operation one

A pissbaby tactical bomb-defusal game on Diddyblox filled with manchildren, assholes, and more assholes.
Eggfery: yo wanna que together in operation one?

Eggstein: fuck no, last time i played that game, i killed a lad once, he installed hacks mid-game, and used those hacks to call me the hard r 5 times, and you know what chat had to say? They loved him for it!

Eggfery: yeah that happens sometimes, fucking hate those losers.