Paco Gutierrez's definitions

Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield

That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did

by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010