Depressed and is really worried about his friend being attracted to toasters, microwaves, and fridges
My friend Hannah said I should sty with my microwave, but how could I?! The microwave cheated on me with the fridge!
by PPratty February 23, 2020

The person who wears a scrunchie without long enough hair to tie it back. Also makes dirty jokes, and plays games in class at school.
Person one: I saw Kiavash playing Minecraft in class yesterday!
Kiavash: I've got a massive penis that has fucked multiple hoes!
Kiavash: I've got a massive penis that has fucked multiple hoes!
by PPratty February 23, 2020
