PJeigh's definitions

catness

Any substance(s) that may have been excreted, deposited, sprayed, upchucked or shed by a cat on to an object.

One mattress for sale. Mattress is slightly used, in good condition and might contain a bit of catness.

by PJeigh September 21, 2005

Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

by PJeigh June 17, 2011

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005