PENIX's definitions

Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009

Drunk Armour

The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.

Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"

by Penix January 19, 2009

Unlifting Fuck

Noun. Unlifting Fuck

An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.

Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"

by Penix March 27, 2013

cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing

Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.

by Penix December 5, 2017