PAUL's definitions

smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 10, 2003

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

by paul February 18, 2004

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 2, 2004

Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.

I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.

by Paul August 23, 2004

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by paul December 27, 2003

newplayer

An online gamer that is "new" to the modification.

1.LooNeY is a newplayer
2.Omg that guy is such a newplayer!!

by Paul April 18, 2003