FML

FML - "I can't stop thinking about the end of the world...FUCK MY LIFE."
by PARANOIDANDROID April 21, 2015
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40 year-old virgin

A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.
John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.
by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006
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