Definitions by P. Ved

Adam Archuleta 

Safety for the Washington Redskins. Known as an "inconsistent tackler" because sometimes, instead of tackling an opposing player, he will knock the living shit out of him.

Oh my God...What happened to Dave?
Jake went all Adam Archuleta on his ass.

Adam Archuleta by P. Ved March 19, 2006

Clinton Portis 

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

Clinton Portis by P. Ved January 17, 2006