Definitions by P Rick

Valendate

A Valentine’s Day date.

Patrick: Will you be my Valendate?
Jacklyn: As long as it’s not something corny like going to a crowded restaurant...
Patrick: -sweating- Let’s watch a movie!
Jacklyn: That would make my Valentine’s Day!

Valendate by P Rick March 8, 2021

Sexpack

A sixpack so beautiful that girls are literally drawn to it and it is the reason for the orgasm the male is about to receive.

Lisa: Oh my God, look at that sixpack!
Abby: That's not a sixpack, it's a sexpack!!! Let's go grab it!

Sexpack by P Rick July 28, 2011