P R de Guermentes's definitions

alcoturd

nuon, mass noun; the exceptionally dark, heavy and foul-smelling faeces expelled after binge drinking, also called beerpoo.

I got up this morning and reeked out the shitter with a massive alcoturd. It didn't flush.

by P R de Guermentes January 18, 2004

repack

intransitive verb; to re-insert faeces into the anus.

Baby, after we've rubbed our shit over my dick, I wanna get repacked.

by P R de Guermentes January 18, 2004

DTPM

abbr; delerium tremens post meridian; UK clubnight at Fabric, London. also DT

I lost my bullet at DT, but I found one on the edge of the stage.

by P R de Guermentes January 18, 2004

pissfuck

verb. to urinate into the anus or vagina during sexual intercourse.

If it weren't for HIV, we'd all go out and get pissfucked and then felched, wouldn't we?

by P R de Guermentes January 17, 2004