2 definitions by Père Temps
one who handles bricks, i.e., of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.; someone who deals large quantities of drugs
"That guy makes mad money, he's a straight up brick handler."
"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."
"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."
by Père Temps October 28, 2011
An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
by Père Temps May 9, 2013