Ozwold 's definitions

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 9, 2022

Newmarket

Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.

im going to the races in newmarket

by ozwold November 25, 2004

John Major

Boring Prime Minister who did not a lot other than paved the way for an even worse Prime Minister. Told us all to refrain from adultery whilst he did otherwise. Tony Blairs Scapegoat for all thats wrong with Britain a decade later. Erm, thats about it.

Why did John Major have a stomach ache? He was always eating dodgy Currie

by ozwold November 25, 2004