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Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland, home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry.
Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus.
There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a shitload of offies. There are also a million places you can get your fuckin head bate in.
There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it.
Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been shat on from a high height at some stage.
Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus.
There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a shitload of offies. There are also a million places you can get your fuckin head bate in.
There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it.
Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been shat on from a high height at some stage.
Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta fuck! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta fuck! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
Get the Carrickmug. Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.
Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.
Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.
Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.
Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.
Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.
Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.
Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.
Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.
Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Foreigner : Northern Ireland? Never heard of it.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.
"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)
Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.
"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)
Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
Get the northern irelandmug.