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Ever felt a singular moment in time when the world slows down around you and all of your worries disappear, there is only one thing on your mind....... Charlie Follon’s big juicy ass. A dirty Follon consists of the big man squatting above your sleeping head as he unloads a massive creamy shot into your eyes, waking you up, you then go to town on that ass, leaving no inch of that beautiful booty unlicked. Only then may you rest.
YO I caught Theresa mitchell catching a dirty follon last night!
by Owen melling February 9, 2021
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You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!
Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch
by Owen melling February 21, 2021
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