Definitions by Owen Melnyczenko

melnyczenko 

A powerful last name coming from Austria-Germany. Many people in the US have a similar name “Melonchenko”, which is an americanized version of it. The original last name “Melnyczenko” is said to be rare. People with this last name are typically very tall, and have a stereotypical blond hair and blue eyes.

“My last name is Melnyczenko!”
“Ohhh, that explains why you have blond hair and blouse eyes”

melnyczenko by Owen Melnyczenko February 13, 2023