Duncans, the

Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.

Proper use of 'Duncans, the':

"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"

by Outstanding Posse March 27, 2009