Flixx fart

Unfortunate ‘loading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.

I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.

by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018

Ajarophobia

: abnormal fear of being helpless in a situation from which escape may be difficult or embarrassing that is characterized initially often by panic or anticipatory anxiety and finally by the avoidance of doors, left open.

Ajarophobia:
“Honey, watch-out, the microwave is open.”
“Babe, I know, I opened it...

by Ottawaurbanist June 19, 2018