A collection of members of the opposite (or same) sex kept around solely for the purpose of sexual intercourse.
by Oskie Bear November 03, 2010

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.
Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.
2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
by Oskie Bear November 03, 2010
