Definitions by Osama Bin Steve

God 

Dog spelled backwards.

Jim: Hey Pastor, what is God?
Pastor: Ummmm, an all powerful being?
Jim: Nope, it's dog spelled backwards!
Pastor: DEVIL WORSHIPPER!
*Shoots Jim in the face*
Pastor: You just got pwned BITCH!

God by Osama Bin Steve December 30, 2009