Orzhole's definitions

Udder Pus

Cow's Milk (to vegans).

Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Vegan Barista: You want udder pus in that?
Customer: Yes, please.
Vegan Barista: 2%?
Customer: Whole, please.
Vegan Barista: shouting order to workmate Cup o' joe, extra pussie!

End scene

by Orzhole May 20, 2022