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A hairy, beastly vaginal gash usually seeping tremendous odour and belonging to a cougar or middle aged woman in need of a serious dick down.
Did you see payroll Sheryl's growler? It looked like a worn out baseball mitt with a coat.
by Optimus Rollout May 28, 2009
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When a tenacious and malicious woman coaxes a man into having unprotected sex knowing she has a plethora of venereal diseases therefore making her a “heatspreader”.
“I met this girl Julie in the bar last night and she took me home. She seemed clean and wanted me to do her raw. When I woke up in the morning with puss around my urethra I realized she was heatspreader
by Optimus Rollout June 4, 2009
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