Open Source Fanboy's definitions

fan boy

This term refers to depictions in early Hollywood movies where young boys would stand in place, holding large palm fronds, ceaselessly fanning Cleopatra or a Roman Emperor, etc.

The whole purpose of the fanboy's life was to support the pleasures and comforts of the object of their worship.

Hence, the slur, "fanboy".

Fan Boy: "Mr. Jobs, I so love my Mac. Am I fanning you to your fullest satisfaction?"

Steve Jobs: "iHarder. iFaster. Oh yes, Fan Boy! Don't stop!"

by Open Source Fanboy February 18, 2005

fa-chotch

A vulgar term that vulgar, slutty cunts use to insult each other.

She let Mario stick his whole fist up her fa-chotch!

by Open Source Fanboy February 16, 2005