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Wank Panic
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The
blind
panic
which every man suffers when approachin
ejaculation
when there are no tissues in sight !
Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit,
ahh
a spare
sock
. . .
perfect
.
Wank Panic
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Onion Booty
May 29, 2009
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