Definitions by One Stale Frito

Microlodon

An obscure,hypothetical species of tiny ancient sharks. The opposite of megalodon. The most micro of the sharks. The REAL OG shark tooth hunt. These teeth become titty teeth for safe keeping until they enter the Ciggarette wrapper phase for bragatory purposes and safe processing

Look at the tiniest microlodon tooth I found at peace river.

Microlodon by One stale frito March 30, 2026

Laydreaming 

The act of completely zoning out "day dreaming" to the point of conscious unconsciousness when ones mind wanders into the gutters of layfield.

I may not have missed my exit if it wasn't for that laydreaming lapse.

Laydreaming by One stale frito July 2, 2021

Alligator crawl 

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

Alligator crawl by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021