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Definitions by One Eyed Jack

Douche Nuts 

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.
Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.
Douche Nuts by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004

Puggledicker 

A person who is extremely gay and wears gay glasses and has a girlfriend with a huge ass and of course has a gay MUSTACHE and eats gay shit and is a top-of-the-line dookie head.
I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw that "puggledicker" Frank driving in his car.
Puggledicker by One Eyed Jack March 7, 2004
A person with an extremely huge mullet who constantly wears sweatpants and snowboots in public places.
Big Dan is the biggest "MSB" in the whole world.
MSB by One Eyed Jack March 7, 2004