Definitions by On the plod

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

Chinese Picnic by On the plod October 10, 2017

On the plod 

when ugly birds cruise for sex.

that slapper was on the plod alright.

On the plod by On the plod January 26, 2015