Definitions by Ollie Tabooger_42

Beat Office 

To seek personal sexual gratification in the workplace

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.

Beat Office by Ollie Tabooger_42 July 15, 2011

Tobacco Turd 

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

Tobacco Turd by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011