Definitions by Ollie M

Nogbert 

A Nogbert is a person that can't do anything well. They are very challeneged at everything, even the slightest challenging things. You could compare them with a mentally disabled person.

That Wendy is a right fuckin Nogbert, she can't even put her money into that vending machine without dropping it on the fuckin floor.

Nogbert by Ollie M November 23, 2005

Cock scared 

'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs

Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??

Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!

Cock scared by Ollie M November 16, 2005