1 definition by Olivia and Marla
A girl wearing tight pajama pants who carries her purse everywhere, for example: to take a dump, to watch TV, and to sex. First impressions tell you that she rides horses, has a yeast infection, and regularly sexes the English professor, while still remaining a virgin. Also, she has a very broad face and chafed thighs.
by Olivia and Marla January 16, 2008