Definitions by Oliver Cuntwell

Skate 

Originates from Naval sailors of Portsmouth in England getting lonely while at sea. These sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. This would then be used to provide sexual pleasure.

Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.

Harry Redknapp is a skate. Peter Crouch used to be a skate but he's alright now.

Skate by Oliver Cuntwell September 10, 2008

cunt wipe 

The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.

He's a proper cunt wipe!

cunt wipe by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006