Definitions by Olin Oden

tight as a tick 

To be painfully full. A Southern colloquialism that is used after consuming far too much food. If you have ever popped a tick when it is full of blood the connection is quite obvious.

Beuford: Man that was some good barbeque! I am full!
Bubba: No kidding, I'm as tight as a tick!

tight as a tick by Olin Oden July 27, 2014

half commando 

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

half commando by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

noggin noggin 

Used in irish tunes to gracefully omit "Bloody Foogin". In partiucular this is to be found used in the tune "All For Me Grog", whose lyrics are easily found on the internet.

Where are me boots, me noggin noggin boots,

noggin noggin by Olin Oden August 25, 2006