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Definitions by OldArmyGuy

Jennifer 

The title for the significantly younger girlfriend to a middle-aged or older man.
It is not her name, it is what she is.
Your uncle has a new Jennifer. I think she's a bit older than his last girlfriend.
Jennifer by OldArmyGuy March 30, 2017

Karehmitter 

A device that measures your give-a-shit factor.
It may seem important to you, but my karehmitter reads zero.
Karehmitter by OldArmyGuy March 30, 2017