Definitions by Old Man Tim Tam

Shandreling 

A really sad and lonely child who is actually German, no matter how hard he tries to deny it.

His Pottermore wand is 13 inches long, and has unbending flexibility.
Other spellings:
Chandru
Andrew
Bitsy
Mitsy

"Yes, Shandreling, you ARE German."
- Everyone except him.

Shandreling by Old Man Tim Tam August 4, 2017