Definitions by Old Man Neltson

Tugboat 

Tugboat: The guy at a marina who is trying to make a little extra cash giving handjobs

Seth: "Has anyone seen Andy?'
Mitch: "Yeah. He's jerking off some sailboater. He's a real Tugboat"

Tugboat by Old Man Neltson February 1, 2021

dutchspiration 

A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Definition: A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"

dutchspiration by Old Man Neltson January 29, 2021