Definitions by Old Man Neltson

Chuckacabra 

Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.

"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"

Chuckacabra by Old Man Neltson February 6, 2021

Tugboat 

Tugboat: The guy at a marina who is trying to make a little extra cash giving handjobs

Seth: "Has anyone seen Andy?'
Mitch: "Yeah. He's jerking off some sailboater. He's a real Tugboat"

Tugboat by Old Man Neltson February 1, 2021

dutchspiration 

A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Definition: A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs

Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"

dutchspiration by Old Man Neltson January 29, 2021