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When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
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who is typically a backstabbing cocksucker, starts acting nice for no reason tipping you off that he's up to something.
who is typically a backstabbing cocksucker, starts acting nice for no reason tipping you off that he's up to something.
Jay: That damn Norman is up to something
Andrew: How's that?
Jay: Yesterday he was busy trying to fuck me in the ass with the boss and today he's acting like he's my best friend!
Andrew: Whoa! Totally UnNorman! Watch your back bro!
Andrew: How's that?
Jay: Yesterday he was busy trying to fuck me in the ass with the boss and today he's acting like he's my best friend!
Andrew: Whoa! Totally UnNorman! Watch your back bro!
by Old Man Neltson April 2, 2022
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