Definitions by Oink oink

Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now

Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl

Alfredo by Oink oink December 14, 2019

schmoo 

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

schmoo by Oink Oink June 12, 2003