schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends
That girl is such a schmoo
by Oink Oink June 13, 2003
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Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now
Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl
by Oink oink December 14, 2019
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