Ohio driver's definitions

dellacious

this is a combination of delicious and hellacious that describes something that is extremely tasty or pleasurably spicy or hot but that you know you shouldn't be eating because of its poor effects on your health, especially digestion.

Man, those hot wings are dellacious, but I can't help myself. They taste so damn good, and I know I'll be tearin' up the toilet in a few hours.

by Ohio driver December 28, 2011

Gatorfake

This is the phenomenon whereby a person ingests one food or beverage item while thinking of another, which inevitably throws one for a gustatory loop. (The namesake is from the author's own experience of taking a drink of water while looking at and thinking of Gatorade and his subsequent surprise at the lack of slightly syrupy texture and sugary palate punch.)

After my run, I was lookin' in the fridge for somethin' sweet, ya know, to restabilize my blood sugar 'n all's I found was some OJ behind the milk, 'n then I took a swig a my water, totally thinkin' o' that OJ, 'n I was totally gatorfaked.

by Ohio driver October 26, 2012