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Gatorfake

This is the phenomenon whereby a person ingests one food or beverage item while thinking of another, which inevitably throws one for a gustatory loop. (The namesake is from the author's own experience of taking a drink of water while looking at and thinking of Gatorade and his subsequent surprise at the lack of slightly syrupy texture and sugary palate punch.)
After my run, I was lookin' in the fridge for somethin' sweet, ya know, to restabilize my blood sugar 'n all's I found was some OJ behind the milk, 'n then I took a swig a my water, totally thinkin' o' that OJ, 'n I was totally gatorfaked.
by Ohio driver October 26, 2012
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browser bankruptcy

when you have so many tabs and so many windows of your internet browser open that it is affecting the performance of your computer and the browser itself.
I had 7 windows of my browser open and 347 tabs open in my main window. I couldn't even get the mouse to move on the screen so I just filed for browser bankruptcy.
by Ohio driver March 30, 2015
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