this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
by Ohio driver July 25, 2011
Get the ohio highway specialmug. this word is pronounced like emotional, but the "sh" in emotional is replaced with an "f" sound in emofunnel, which is a combination of emotional and funnel and describes a person who is not only emotional but also likes to draw others into her or his web of emotions in the manner of a vortex or a spider lures prey to the inner linings of its web. Like a liquid into a funnel, you are too far in once you're involved with an emofunnel. it can be an adjective or a noun.
--Did Sheila tell you her sob story about how she spilled milk on her wedding dress?
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
by Ohio driver January 06, 2012
Get the emofunnelmug.