Ohio driver's definitions

ohio highway special

this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.

--you're running a little bit late.

--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.

--i know how that goes!

by Ohio driver July 25, 2011

dellacious

this is a combination of delicious and hellacious that describes something that is extremely tasty or pleasurably spicy or hot but that you know you shouldn't be eating because of its poor effects on your health, especially digestion.

Man, those hot wings are dellacious, but I can't help myself. They taste so damn good, and I know I'll be tearin' up the toilet in a few hours.

by Ohio driver December 28, 2011