Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.
1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."
by Oh hey bro! April 28, 2025
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G up

Used to describe/question an unfavourable outcome. Similar in use to horseshit.

Commonly used in Australian conversation.

Similar but not the same as G'd up, Geed up
Example 1
Boss: "We haven't hit our profit targets for this quarter. Unfortunately I am left with two options. Either accept a pay cut or, you're fired!"
Employee: "Is this a G up?"

Example 2
"I have been waiting all day for my dildo to arrive in the mail and have just been told it will arrive in another 3 days. What a fuckin G up."
by Oh hey bro! May 26, 2020
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Decap

Decap is short for decapitation. Used in an informal sense much like Decaf is short for decaffeinated coffee
BRO 1: Yo bro, how many decaps you done since joining ISIS?
BRO 2: Only two bro
BRO 1: Niiiiiiiice bro
by Oh hey bro! June 16, 2017
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