3 definitions by Officer asskicker

a homosexual person who loves cock in his butt/anyone/anything that loves slongs(dicks,penises)
man that guy is one big slong-lover, hes got two in his butt!
by Officer asskicker July 29, 2003
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when you masturbate to much and you fatigue from flogging your little pal to long/Walking while beating your meat (thus transporting yourself to another location, where you then ejaculate)
The man was so hopped on viagra he
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.
by Officer asskicker July 29, 2003
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