swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

the key

When someone sticks two fingers into their girlfriends vagina after sex, bending one finger slightly and turn them as if to lock a door. It is believed that this will prevent cheating or foul play.

oh honey don't leave without locking me up with the key

by Office12 April 22, 2010