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Mein Kampf 

Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.

Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?

Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.

Steiner:Agreed!

*Steiner and Stalin hug*

Mein Kampf by Offensive Definitions June 13, 2018

you're gay 

Yes, you are very gay.

You're gay for even searching this.

you're gay by Offensive Definitions May 8, 2018