singlewide trailerese

A hate-filled American dialect replete with expletives, frequently directed to minorities, Muslims, Jews, and the LGBTQ community, spoken principally by uneducated Southern Whites who voted for Trump.
When Perry asked for the woman’s name, she said in fluent singlewide trailerese “You’re not getting my name. You’re getting a fuck you. Because you don’t give it as it really is. You don’t give it or portray it as it really is: A good man, with a good, awesome heart who traveled the world, feeding the kids. You fucking motherfucker.” said to CSNBC reporter Cal Perry by an unnamed white female Trump supporter on Nov. 10, 2016, while Perry was reporting on an Anti-Trump demonstration in Manhattan
by Octopus Knight November 11, 2016
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femalegating

the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or her rear view mirror. (A portmanteau of "female" an "tailgating.")
Damn near got run over this morning by a chick putting on mascara from behind the wheel. She was so close I could see it was Cover Girl Lashblast Fusion, in a big-ass purble bottle. Bitch was femalegating!!!
by Octopus Knight February 04, 2016
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